Welcome to the Time-traveling grimoire of a Viking skald lost in a terrible century.

The logbook, a blogbook
A Normal Blog
If you haven’t notice, I like long sentences; I like clauses that hurt the brain to make sense of, so get over it, or quit reading, cause I cannot help myself but to write and write and write until my fingertips are sore from pecking like a chicken on a farmyard green, because I never…
Battles met upon the Sea
The sea’s foam roars above the din of Battle. Cresting high into the Blackened sky, the waves toss our tiny vessels. Crashing into one another Again and again, As the men die Falling one after another into the stormy sea. My Blade-arm aches from constant hacking. My eyes well up with unwanted tears, as the…
Play, Not Perfection
My friend Carolyn always has great insights to impart. here is one:
“I write to allow all of you to see the wonders which continually relate themselves through telekinetic portals from dimensions unsounded.” – Kaptain Marius Viciorious

Unbounded by time and space, Kaptain Viciorious’ Grimoire is first in interdimensional travel, dead last in customer service.
“Read on fellow travelers, read on.” – Spaced Explorer
KVG: First in interdimensional travel. Dead last in customer service.“
– Ront Tobash, Captain of the Half-Blood Condottieri Mercenary Co.
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