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Welcome to the Time-traveling grimoire of a Viking skald lost in a terrible century.

Photo by Benton Wang

The logbook, a blogbook

A Normal Blog

If you haven’t notice, I like long sentences; I like clauses that hurt the brain to make sense of, so get over it, or quit reading, cause I cannot help myself but to write and write and write until my fingertips are sore from pecking like a chicken on a farmyard green, because I never…

Battles met upon the Sea

The sea’s foam roars above the din of Battle. Cresting high into the Blackened sky, the waves toss our tiny vessels. Crashing into one another Again and again, As the men die Falling one after another into the stormy sea. My Blade-arm aches from constant hacking. My eyes well up with unwanted tears, as the…

“I write to allow all of you to see the wonders which continually relate themselves through telekinetic portals from dimensions unsounded.”  – Kaptain Marius Viciorious

“Mustache Baby and Mounts” Photo by Konrad Bennett Hughes

Unbounded by time and space, Kaptain Viciorious’ Grimoire is first in interdimensional travel, dead last in customer service.

“Read on fellow travelers, read on.” – Spaced Explorer

KVG: First in interdimensional travel. Dead last in customer service.

– Ront Tobash, Captain of the Half-Blood Condottieri Mercenary Co.

Make sure to check out the new website:

The Kaptain’s Fiction Page

made by Polina Chelpanova

The Youtube Channel